This made me giggle.

Yup, it sure did. And you never know, maybe it’ll induce the same reaction from you…HAHAHA

You can tell…

Been out of it for a wee while, but I’ve some spare time at the mo and thought I’d treat you all to a rather fantastic little link that just goes to prove that my gf is away on holiday and my mind is a-wandering….

Sing a long if you know the words!

Hat trick 2, the sequel!!!

Started the week on a sale carried over from last week.  Today was probably my spawniest day at work since I started.  I sold 3 in one day.  I’m on 4 for the week.  My personal best last year was 5 in a week in the midst of high season.  I’m as happy as a sandboy, whatever that may infer.!

Up in under 5?

This is driving me nuts! If you can get the white smiley face to the top in under 5 mins, you’re a better man than I (unless you’re not a man to begin with…).

In case you’re wondering, the controls are the left and right cursor keys to move and SPACE BAR to jump.

If someone does it, please let me know that it is possible.Jumpy man

Shift Happens…

This really is quite an eye-opener presentation via You Tube. I’d encourage you to watch it thru. The stats are actually quite unnerving…

SHIFT HAPPENS

Gut Reaction

Yes indeedy, that’s what I had on Saturday.  Quite a strong one actually and fairly in disagreement with it’s contents!  Explain yourself, young man I pretend to hear you cry.  Well, I fell victim to a nasty bout of food poisoning.  Twasn’t pleasant.  It was either from my visit to Pizza Hut on the thursday or the ASDA curry I ate on the Friday.  Either way, I spent the whole evening trying my level best to jump inside-out.  Only the contents of my stomach and bowels succeeded in this task – the rest of me just wretched and wretched.

I wasn’t in work on Saturday – I rarely take time off so I guess they took me seriously, although I foolishly mentioned on the Friday that I was possibly going to the gf’s mother’s birthday party – my first assumption was that they’d all think I had a raging hangover – but that wasn’t the case.

It took me a full day of fasting to recover and I enjoyed a bite or two last night to celebrate my return to the whole eating thing.

Got a potential sale yesterday – we shall see later on today if it metaphorically bears fruit.  One of my other’s from the hat trick week paid out in full – so BINGO BANGO again!

Chuck a horse off a cliff!

Not the most noble sentiment you’ve probably ever heard, but if you’ve ever even had a slight wondering as to what this might look like, then you are in luck (so to speak). A heck of a lot of my time lately has been used up playing a particular game on the XBox 360 (The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion). One person has taken it upon themself to video them riding a horse off the side of a mountain. It’s fun to watch and also to marvel at the gaming physics at the same time.

Horsey suicide

Now, you do understand that it’s not a real horse, don’t you?  Neigh bother.

Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer”, he says.
She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,
“That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”
“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.”
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.”
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk!”

Cream Crackered

Well that’s me just home from work.  I’m feeling quite a bit knackered if truth be told.  Still, I’m off now for a couple of days, so not to worry – chill out, fanny about on the XBox360, spend some time with the gf and generally do very little else.

Had a busy day today – running both to and fro (sometimes at the same time!)  Weather’s been crappy – teeming down all day long (apart from when it wasn’t, of course).

Happy Birthday Laura!

My good friend Laura turns 21 today.  Woop de doo etc… If I know her as I think I do (what with her sweet tooth n all), she’ll indulge in some manner of chocolate celebration.   Ooh I suppose I should’ve just bought her a box of celebrations, since they’re made out of chocolate…